V: Good Morning, T.
T: Good Morning, Momma.
V: How is my first born this morning?
T: Good. Momma, I am your first baby.
V: Yes, you are.
T: So, I did all the hard work to make this family.
V: ... (Wooooowwwww. That effing Y chromosome. I mean, I get his point. I tell him he made me a Momma. But, really?)
I am gonna be glad I chronicled these one day. Right? I am. Have a share. Anybody else ever have a guy take credit for something they basically had nothing to do with?