T: Momma, we are learning about coordinates. On maps. Like, old-timey ones.
V: Tristan, people still use maps. Real, paper maps.
T: I know. But I meant in the olden days, when there wasn't wi-fi.
T: You know, like when you couldn't use Waze or Google.
Wow. Time to pull out a map. If the wi-fi goes my kids are screwed.